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Title: What the Fuck

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LIGHT ’EM THE F*CK UP.

Yeah, matches are fucking USEFUL. And not just for lighting candles. Place them in your attic to ward off ghosts! Chuck them in your bag and set fires on the go. Fucking perfect for the unemployed! Guaranteed dolphin-safe by Ol’ Uncle Jimbo. WARNING: never perch matchboxes precariously on the edge of a baby’s crib.